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My little miss piggy impression. I’m not sure what to say or how to feel about this >_>.
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So, this is a song I made a few years back.
I wrote it when, at the time, I was dating this girl who was getting really into drinking and things like that, and she was starting to lose me in the process.
Anyway, I let John hear this song once, and he really wanted me to re-record it. So in the span of half an hour or so, I made this hokey recording, and didn’t really go back to make anything fancy. The vocals are super shaky, it gets off tempo at parts, and the guitar playing is wonky. It’s a song that I wrote when I was younger, in a different place, with different feelings, so don’t take it to heart so much.
You guys always appreciate extras like this, so enjoy.
You know I hate the DMV
I hate the tired way you stare at me
I’ll walk you to the kitchen sink
But I don’t like the way you talk when you drink
So maybe, baby
You could learn to put the bottle down
And maybe, baby
I’ll try to wake you when I leave town
I’ll always love the way you sing
I love the way you fall asleep on me
I know you’ll write if we’re appart
I love you even when you break my heartWe don’t talk so much these days
You’ve spent a year without seeing my face
I hope you’re happy where you are
So please forgive me when I break your heart
Freaking love this
If VlogCandy Were A Movie
Me Aubrey and a buncha people on blogtv all decided who would play vlogcandy if it became a movie and we couldn’t play ourselves:
Andrew = Justin Long (I’m sorry andrew >_>)
Me = Josh Peck + straightened hair
Meghan = Jennette McCurdy + Brown hair (I’m sorry meghan >_>)
Zack = Steven Strait (no idea who this is but shoot that’s a good zack)
Aubrey = Demi Lovato
Lopie = Thurop Van Orman; Voice and Creator of Flapjack
And of course every movie needs a villain-
The Origin = Morgan Freeman (voice + distortion)
Twitter Favorites
I don’t like tumblr whatsoever. It gives people a reason to have a blog but not blog on it. If I wanted to use stumbleupon I woulda done it myself.
HOWEVER, my website is too good for non-blog entries, so ima use this for that. I was looking through my twitter favortes and thought they needed to be posted somewhere:
Plans for our July hangout already being talked about in SEPTEMBER:
zacharyxbinksheart-to-hearts for the win. Also, need to plan on NYC Hangout Sesh 2009 with Andrew & John & Zack. Can you imagine the fangirl-reaction?11:22 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from web
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zacharyxbinksBOREDIMUS PRIME.
DudeNdaEaseOnUp@zacharyxbinks BOREDATRON.
Strawburry17@zacharyxbinks @DudeNdaEaseOnUp Boredomblebee? O.o
zacharyxbinks@Strawburry17 @DudeNdaEaseOnUp Twitterbots, transform and roll out!
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klavehicleBeyonce just died! Pesky flying cars! #FutureFriday
DudeNdaEaseOnUp@klavehicle That’s what happens with these
new cyber-weaves. They’re like magnets to hovercars :( #FutureFriday
klavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp shoot and she was just on her way to perform her latest hit, “Put a Moon Rock On It!” #FutureFriday
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veronicaluvsyou Watching The Nanny. ( And OMG @DudeNdaEaseOnUp said ANUS on BlogTv!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!1!
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DudeNdaEaseOnUpThis #goodsex trending topic is seriously every 30 year old ghetto sexii angel sweeti QT pie tweeting all at once. Like a giant chain letter
zacharyxbinks@DudeNdaEaseOnUp I think dat #goodsex is when… Um… Oh crap, I’m a virgin. NEVAH MIND, BOI. lol
DudeNdaEaseOnUp@zacharyxbinks LOL its ok jus kno #goodsex is wen u both wake up on da flo like wtf jus happend did i jus hav a dream or is dis real LOL
zacharyxbinks@DudeNdaEaseOnUp U no, actually, #goodsex is da kind u hav after u been married. Gawd sed so.
DudeNdaEaseOnUp@zacharyxbinks lol then 4 u #goodsex is wen ur hand is sore wen u done LOL ur liek omg get me a splint LOL
zacharyxbinks@DudeNdaEaseOnUp lolwut?
DudeNdaEaseOnUp@zacharyxbinks its ok man ur just a late bloomer ull apprechiate dis wen u lern lol i cud totaly make fun of u rite now but im ur bro ~peace
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DudeNdaEaseOnUpI have a foot-long hotdog. I’m assuming this is kinda what a 12 inch peep would look like…*shudders*
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zacharyxbinks@klavehicle “my numba one vacation spot is the Battle Creek Sanitarium. Kellog does wonders with yogurt, gurl.”klavehicle@zacharyxbinks what do you call someone who just got a yogurt enema? FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM. get it? get it? ya get it? get it? did you get it?zacharyxbinks@klavehicle lolwut?klavehicle@zacharyxbinks okay well basically, yogurt usually has fruit in it. and one’s posterior is sometimes called his/her “bottom” so someone whoklavehicle@zacharyxbinks has just received an enema, literally has fruit in their bottom! A popular style of yogurt features fruit on the bottom ofklavehicle@zacharyxbinks the container, as an added treat. So by applying the name of a fashion of yogurt to a medical procedure, I made a witty pun!DudeNdaEaseOnUp@klavehicle WUT.klavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp okay well basically, yogurt usually has fruit in it. and one’s posterior is sometimes called his/her “bottom” so someoneklavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp who has just received an enema, literally has fruit in their bottom! A popular style of yogurt features fruit on the bottomklavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp of the container, as an added treat. So by applying the name of a fashion of yogurt to a medical procedure, I made a wittyklavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp pun! do ya get it now??DudeNdaEaseOnUp@klavehicle O.klavehicle@DudeNdaEaseOnUp Ya! Do you want one? @CoontailLinda brought over some Activia and crazy straws.———————-
(no idea who this guy is btw)
Dexclusive2wat da fuk is a #BillyChester dat shit aint #ThugLife lmaoDexclusive2do da #BillyChester pose for da frame #BillyChester #BillyChester #BillyChester pose for da frame lmao #ThugLife lmao———————-
DudeNdaEaseOnUp Can anyone explain to me why miley cyrus and her 9 year old sister were swinging around on a stripper pole?
laqueshaa@DudeNdaEaseOnUp to make their father proud.
CheddahCheeze@DudeNdaEaseOnUp Cause Miley likes having poles in-between her legs.
flick_jeez@DudeNdaEaseOnUp Miley is teaching her sister what she does for a living , Duh’.
KatieTheBug@DudeNdaEaseOnUp cuz John shes teaching her little sister how to be exactly like her———————-
DudeNdaEaseOnUp I don’t think Eminem has a place in the music world anymore >_> Also I made waffles in da wafflemaker :D I’m stuffed and still awake woo!
eternodisperare@DudeNdaEaseOnUp i dont think eminem ever had a place in the music world ———————-
DATS IT FOR NOW ENJOY
