June 2012
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May 2012
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blackhole-overture asked: You look adorably gay with your haircut >_<
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On straight people
Ava: Can we get some straight friends?
Ben: I hung out with two straight people today!
Ava: Was it an accident?
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justaddtommy:
justaddtommy:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bugs
John Johnman: if you were a bug what bug would you be
Aubrey: hm
Aubrey: maybe
Aubrey: a daddy long legs
Aubrey: i love those guys
John Johnman: coool
Aubrey: but i guess
Aubrey: i'd be mommy long legs right
John Johnman: omg I guess there's girl daddy long legeseses
Aubrey: so are they mommy long legs?
Aubrey: or is it like a lady bug thing?
Aubrey: I LOVE BUGS
John Johnman: LOL
Aubrey: seriously they rule
Aubrey: zack calls me freaky bug girl
John Johnman: one day we will go bug collecting
Aubrey: would you really?
John Johnman: yes
Aubrey: because i would so do dat
John Johnman: omg
John Johnman: I'm gonna be a huge girl about it but I would do it
John Johnman: I like bugs too just not...touching them
Aubrey: well yeah
Aubrey: i mean
Aubrey: i could touch some bugs
*At the exact same time*
Aubrey: but i don't give em kisses or anything
John Johnman: I don't wanna kiss em or anything
John Johnman: OKAY.
Aubrey: YES
Aubrey: this is who we are.
John Johnman: yep.
John Johnman: why am I surprised
Aubrey: we are mary kate and ashley
Aubrey: you got it dude
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Biking shorts
Andrew Bravener: I bought some new biking shorts and broke them in today.
Me: YOU BROKE YOUR BIKING SHORTS? BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT THEM!
Zack: You should get a REFUND!
Andrew: ...I will kill both of you.
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justaddtommy:
One more time!
justaddtommy:
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Anonymous asked: just curious to find out if you know what a bathouse is ? :)
