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a gurl nd a boi r walkin thru the halway at skool holdin handz
GIRL: do u luv me?
BOY: no
GIRL: do u want to b with me 4ever?
BOY: no
the grl cried nd cried 4 hours so much dat she drownd but wile she wuz chokin on her tear water the boi came swiming up 2 her bcuz hes on the swim team and gave her mowth 2 mowth
BOY: i only sed no so i culd kiss u rite now
GIRL: so u do luv me?
BOY: no
the grl cried so much agen why wuz the boi doin this 2 her then she got hit by a car the boy came 2 the hospitel bcuz she neded a new abdomen
BOY: i only sed no so i culd give u my abdomen
GIRL: i luv u so much
BOY: i luv u 2 but like a sister im gay
GIRL: o no
the grl cried so much omg hes gay wat is she goin 2 do she got the new abdomen nd went home nd dressd up liek a boi
GIRL: i am a hot boi do u liek me now
BOY: no thats not how it werks lol ur so silly how r u enjoying ur new abdomen
GIRL: o no
the grl cried so much her eyes fel out reblog dis if u cried 2
Funniest thing EVER....emotnl omg I crid soooo00o
bad to read this…
LOLOLOLOL. Oh John…