You dare defy King Troll?
Bugs
- John Johnman: if you were a bug what bug would you be
- Aubrey: hm
- Aubrey: maybe
- Aubrey: a daddy long legs
- Aubrey: i love those guys
- John Johnman: coool
- Aubrey: but i guess
- Aubrey: i'd be mommy long legs right
- John Johnman: omg I guess there's girl daddy long legeseses
- Aubrey: so are they mommy long legs?
- Aubrey: or is it like a lady bug thing?
- Aubrey: I LOVE BUGS
- John Johnman: LOL
- Aubrey: seriously they rule
- Aubrey: zack calls me freaky bug girl
- John Johnman: one day we will go bug collecting
- Aubrey: would you really?
- John Johnman: yes
- Aubrey: because i would so do dat
- John Johnman: omg
- John Johnman: I'm gonna be a huge girl about it but I would do it
- John Johnman: I like bugs too just not...touching them
- Aubrey: well yeah
- Aubrey: i mean
- Aubrey: i could touch some bugs
- *At the exact same time*
- Aubrey: but i don't give em kisses or anything
- John Johnman: I don't wanna kiss em or anything
- John Johnman: OKAY.
- Aubrey: YES
- Aubrey: this is who we are.
- John Johnman: yep.
- John Johnman: why am I surprised
- Aubrey: we are mary kate and ashley
- Aubrey: you got it dude
Biking shorts
- Andrew Bravener: I bought some new biking shorts and broke them in today.
- Me: YOU BROKE YOUR BIKING SHORTS? BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT THEM!
- Zack: You should get a REFUND!
- Andrew: ...I will kill both of you.
Foodbending
- Tommy: can i be a foodbender?
- Tommy: and just make
- Tommy: food
- Tommy: come to my mouth
- Tommy: while i lie here
- Andrew: Be a waterbender and bend soup
- Tommy: shhh
- Tommy: pizza
- Tommy: pizza bender
- Andrew: or the minerals in food from earthbending
- Tommy: no
- Tommy: but porkbending
- Tommy: come here bacon
- Andrew: mpuidamp[9wmpdma
Ava freaks out
- Ava: my dad wants me to shower and get ready for an interview to be a host at this restaurant
- Ava: right
- Ava: now
- Ava: like he just told me about it
- Ava: what is this shit
- Andrew: I think you should.
- Andrew: go get ready
- Ava: i'm so....in bed.
- Ava: this is bullship
- John Johnman: just chant yolo as you shower
- Ava: fuck guys
- Ava: guys i have to shower and put make up on for this
- Ava: and then i'm not even going out
- Ava: we better g+
- Ava: so i can show it off
- Ava: g+ing is going out for me
- Ava: guys i don't know how to interview
- John Johnman: b urself
- Ava: the things i have interviewed for i have never gotten
- Ava: :|
- John Johnman: oh
- John Johnman: then lie
- Ava: holy fuck what do i wear
- Ava: i'm too hipster for interviews
- John Johnman: the sexier the better
- Ava: omg who are you
- Ava: i have blazers
- Ava: and blazers always make everything nicer
- John Johnman: you should wear two blazers
- John Johnman: one as pants
- Ava: YOU ARE NO HELP
- John Johnman: okay fine
- John Johnman: wear the 2nd blazer over the first one
Dudeneedahaltiamava
- Ava: I went to a really difficult dance class yesterday so i decided that was my workout for the week
- John Johnman: I can't take dance I have no rhythm
- Ava: dance will help you!
- John Johnman: I blame the rods in my back
- Ava: ?
- John Johnman: O
- John Johnman: I had back surgery when I was 16 and they put two rods in there so I literally can't bend my back
- John Johnman: makes the upper half of me a bit stiff >.>
- Ava: eep
- *At the exact same time*
- Ava: you'll never be able to twerk
- John Johnman: I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TWERK
- John Johnman: oh.
- Ava: OMG
- John Johnman: my god.
- John Johnman: LOL
- Ava: OMG
- Ava: hahahahahahahaha
- Ava: what is happening
- John Johnman: We're becoming one
What talking to me is like
- Ava: i guess i only use my car to drive to work because it's in a suburb
- Ava: and to milwaukee because my bestie lives there
- John Johnman: milwaukee more like MILKwalkee
- John Johnman: *drops mic*
- Ava: ...
- John Johnman: u jelly?
- Ava: i don't get it
- Ava: like
- John Johnman: it doesn't make sense
- Ava: what
- John Johnman: stop you've already made a mistake
- Ava: ...
- Ava: i don't know what's happening
- John Johnman: shhhh
Oh.
- John Johnman: I went to sleep at 2 AM instead of 5 AM and still woke up at the same time I usually do and am still tired
- Andrew: I'm pretending this straw is a penis
- Andrew: This is the luckiest straw ever.
Internet
- Darren: I love you because you are literally always online. <3
- John Johnman: You love me for the same reason I hate myself.
Big Time Rush
- John Johnman: I am watching this behind the scenes Big Time Rush tour thing on nickelodeon why am I doing this
- Tommy: IS IT ON TV RIGHT NOW OMG
