Okay so I got a haircut but it’s shorter than I wanted it to be and I also have no idea how to make it look good because I haven’t had unstraightened hair since I was 16. I think this looks okay, but I still feel like my hair has an “on” button somewhere and I can’t find it. I also have a wumbo-sized forehead.
You dare defy King Troll?
Bugs
- John Johnman: if you were a bug what bug would you be
- Aubrey: hm
- Aubrey: maybe
- Aubrey: a daddy long legs
- Aubrey: i love those guys
- John Johnman: coool
- Aubrey: but i guess
- Aubrey: i'd be mommy long legs right
- John Johnman: omg I guess there's girl daddy long legeseses
- Aubrey: so are they mommy long legs?
- Aubrey: or is it like a lady bug thing?
- Aubrey: I LOVE BUGS
- John Johnman: LOL
- Aubrey: seriously they rule
- Aubrey: zack calls me freaky bug girl
- John Johnman: one day we will go bug collecting
- Aubrey: would you really?
- John Johnman: yes
- Aubrey: because i would so do dat
- John Johnman: omg
- John Johnman: I'm gonna be a huge girl about it but I would do it
- John Johnman: I like bugs too just not...touching them
- Aubrey: well yeah
- Aubrey: i mean
- Aubrey: i could touch some bugs
- *At the exact same time*
- Aubrey: but i don't give em kisses or anything
- John Johnman: I don't wanna kiss em or anything
- John Johnman: OKAY.
- Aubrey: YES
- Aubrey: this is who we are.
- John Johnman: yep.
- John Johnman: why am I surprised
- Aubrey: we are mary kate and ashley
- Aubrey: you got it dude
From HOT DOG CRUNCH
Biking shorts
- Andrew Bravener: I bought some new biking shorts and broke them in today.
- Me: YOU BROKE YOUR BIKING SHORTS? BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT THEM!
- Zack: You should get a REFUND!
- Andrew: ...I will kill both of you.
Magikarp used splash
(from haltiamava)
I think it’s time for a haircut. Also my i-sight is doing something weird here where it looks like my eyes are about to shoot lasers
