John Johnman

Bugs

• John Johnman: if you were a bug what bug would you be
• Aubrey: hm
• Aubrey: maybe
• Aubrey: a daddy long legs
• Aubrey: i love those guys
• John Johnman: coool
• Aubrey: but i guess
• Aubrey: i'd be mommy long legs right
• John Johnman: omg I guess there's girl daddy long legeseses
• Aubrey: so are they mommy long legs?
• Aubrey: or is it like a lady bug thing?
• Aubrey: I LOVE BUGS
• John Johnman: LOL
• Aubrey: seriously they rule
• Aubrey: zack calls me freaky bug girl
• John Johnman: one day we will go bug collecting
• Aubrey: would you really?
• John Johnman: yes
• Aubrey: because i would so do dat
• John Johnman: omg
• John Johnman: I'm gonna be a huge girl about it but I would do it
• John Johnman: I like bugs too just not...touching them
• Aubrey: well yeah
• Aubrey: i mean
• Aubrey: i could touch some bugs
• *At the exact same time*
• Aubrey: but i don't give em kisses or anything
• John Johnman: I don't wanna kiss em or anything
• John Johnman: OKAY.
• Aubrey: YES
• Aubrey: this is who we are.
• John Johnman: yep.
• John Johnman: why am I surprised
• Aubrey: we are mary kate and ashley
• Aubrey: you got it dude