A pretty pizza by Aubrey
Biking shorts
- Andrew Bravener: I bought some new biking shorts and broke them in today.
- Me: YOU BROKE YOUR BIKING SHORTS? BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT THEM!
- Zack: You should get a REFUND!
- Andrew: ...I will kill both of you.
What I listen to at work
John: How to D00z step one.
Zack: Take off your pants.
Andrew: Yeah.
John: No, no, no.
Andrew: Take off their pants.
Zack: No, no. Keep them on.
John: Keep them on! Keep them on!
Zack: Keep them on! Keep them on! No, I like them on! John’s like ‘No, no, no. Keep the pants on.’”
John: No, put on more pants. Put on as many pants as you can. MORE PANTS. MORE PANTS.
Zack: MORE PANTS!
